The Fattest Citizens in The Scandalian Alliance
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The Scandalian Alliance is ranked 24,627th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | World | Obesity Rate | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Loose Federation of Roguish Pirates | 3,471st | 34.51 | ||
| 2. |  The Duff Drinkers of Woohooland | 13,379th | 17.41 | ||
| 3. |  The Immortal Empire of Alpanu | 21,855th | 16.24 | ||
| 4. |  The United Kingdoms of Brian Boruma | 193,473rd | 9.69 | ||
| 5. |  The Who Are You Guys of Milk and Honee | 209,745th | 9.54 | ||
| 6. |  The Commonwealth of Scarberia | 236,784th | 9.14 | ||
| 7. |  The Sultanate of Nothalfbadistan | 244,854th | 8.94 | ||
| 8. |  The Republic of Scandalstan | 251,939th | 8.73 | ||
| 9. |  The Queendom of Skaroaborg | 257,699th | 8.52 | ||
| 10. |  The Free Land of The Green Belt | 260,010th | 8.44 | ||
