The Highest Drug Use in The Union of Democratic States
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
 | Nation | World | Pineapple Fondness Rating | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Democratic Republic of Ireland1 | 1,570th | 358.81 | ||
| 2. |  The Republic of Marchapol | 1,735th | 345.37 | ||
| 3. |  The Empire of Trumblon | 2,355th | 299.1 | ||
| 4. |  The Empire of Samarkihram | 2,459th | 293.35 | ||
| 5. |  The Most Serene Republic of Libranta | 2,876th | 273.11 | ||
| 6. |  The Misfortune of Vivilio | 3,438th | 258.1 | ||
| 7. |  The Republic of Jududiid | 3,545th | 253.52 | ||
| 8. |  The Matriarchy of Jasten | 4,082nd | 232.99 | ||
| 9. |  The Republic of OctoGoats | 4,520th | 219.25 | ||
| 10. |  The Democratic Republic of New German Democracy | 4,739th | 213.11 | ||
