The Most Primitive in TRUE AMERICANS
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, TRUE AMERICANS is ranked 37th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | World | Scary Big Number Scale | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The United States of Conservative Christian American States | 123rd | 608.32 | ||
| 2. |  The United States of Hyper-America | 169,225th | -58.56 | ||
