The Fattest Citizens in US Military
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, US Military is ranked 6,932nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | World | Obesity Rate | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Fairchild | 43,132nd | 14.6 | ||
| 2. |  The Commonwealth of Severn | 74,478th | 12.64 | ||
| 3. |  The Republic of Mechanized Cavalry | 183,702nd | 9.72 | ||
