The Fattest Citizens in Vickenian experiment incubator
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Vickenian experiment incubator is ranked 113th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | World | Obesity Rate | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Morgul Valley | 25th | 99.27 | ||
| 2. |  The Republic of Buddhai | 29th | 99.26 | ||
| 3. |  The Republic of Negatax | 104th | 98.89 | ||
| 4. |  The Republic of Laser Guns | 129th | 98.12 | ||
| 5. |  The Republic of Richer rich people | 130th | 98.08 | ||
| 6. |  The Republic of Rich everyone | 138th | 97.82 | ||
| 7. |  The Republic of Maphia | 139th | 97.81 | ||
| 8. |  The Republic of Charmless | 145th | 97.54 | ||
| 9. |  The Republic of Blackmarche | 151st | 97.48 | ||
| 10. |  The Republic of Frownin | 169th | 96.71 | ||
