The Fattest Citizens in War
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, War is ranked 8,416th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | World | Obesity Rate | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Military of War Babies | 60,619th | 13.39 | ||
| 2. |  The Most Serene Republic of Solgerana | 135,449th | 10.24 | ||
