The Most Corrupt Governments in Hippy Haven
World Census officials visited a range of government departments and recorded how frequently bribes were required to complete simple administrative requests.
As a region, Hippy Haven is ranked 13,227th in the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21. |  The Red Republic of Mr Socialist | Left-wing Utopia | “In The Flesh.” | |
| 22. |  The Happy Lands of The Isles of Heather | Left-wing Utopia | “Preserve and Protect” | |
| 23. |  The Drunken News Report of Ron Burgundy- | Corporate Bordello | “I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal” | |
| 24. |  The Allied States of Tilburg and Breda | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Smokin'!” | |
| 25. |  The Fish Bowl of Red Klaus | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “I'm German. It's what we do.” | |
| 26. |  The Holy Blue Purple Red Love of The Flower Child | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Love is the flower you've got to let grow.” | |
| 27. |  The Drunk Barking Atheist of Brian Griffin | New York Times Democracy | “Because everything is better with a bag o' weed!” | |
| 28. |  The Madness of March Hare | Anarchy | “How about a nice cup of tea?” | |
| 29. |  The Fruity Folks of Mr Banana | Civil Rights Lovefest | “It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!” | |
| 30. |  The Outlaw Motorcycle Club of Anarchys Son 1 | Civil Rights Lovefest | “On the fringe, blood and bullets are the rule of law.” |
