The Safest in A Socialist Paradise
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, A Socialist Paradise is ranked 151st in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Free Land of Imagey Nation | Left-wing Utopia | “Ssa Ssa” | |
| 2. |  The Happily Confused Jumble of SUPERFISHPIE | Left-wing Utopia | “YAY YOU! :D” |
