The Most Rebellious Youth in Antarctic Oasis
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
As a region, Antarctic Oasis is ranked 299th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Imperial Provinces of Exxosia | Capitalist Paradise | “We have reached rock bottom and have started to dig.” | |
| 2. |  The Clueless Penguin Republic of South Jenstown | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “A journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very badly” | |
| 3. |  The Princessipality of Omigodtheykilledkenny | Left-Leaning College State | “You bastards!” | |
| 4. |  The Veeblefetzer of Dumoflage | Anarchy | “It's ol Whatchamacallit” | |
| 5. |  The Dictatorial Anarchy of Mark Tom and Travis | Anarchy | “If we're *bleep*-ed up, you're to blame.” | |
| 6. |  The Limited Liability Company of WhaleCo Global LLC | Capitalist Paradise | “Whale - It's What's For Dinner” | |
| 7. |  The Word Count Seeking Land of A Running Man | New York Times Democracy | “Write as fast as you can; catch up with the running man” | |
| 8. |  The Incorporated States of Hungry Humphrey | Left-Leaning College State | “Whale Whale Whale” | |
| 9. | The Interstellar Bureaucracy of Allech-Atreus | Father Knows Best State | “That's not my department.” | |
| 10. |  The Nonexistent Nordic Republic of Cottia | Corporate Bordello | “0” |
