by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Antarctica

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Antarctica is ranked 5,712th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Self-Proclaimed Empire of AP0CALYPSEPsychotic Dictatorship“Do not despair, for the appointed time is near.”
2.The Omnipotent Consortium of AthaniCompulsory Consumerist State“He who slings mud generally loses ground.”
3.The Grim Frostbitten Kriegdom of HialtiCivil Rights Lovefest“Leaving the Posers Behind Since 2004”
4.The Democratic Republic of AbanhfleftCapitalist Paradise“Respublika!”
5.The Ambassadorial Office of Free4AllIron Fist Consumerists“Everybody gets to make up their own motto”
6.The Precious Taters of HobbitatDemocratic Socialists“Om nom nom”
7.The Freezing Wasteland of Yoshilandian Antarctic TerritoryCorporate Bordello“I hope I won't freeze to death”
8.The Dazzling Array of Minor TribesCorporate Police State“Every Man For Himself”
9.The Snowy yet delightful world of PinguAnarchy“NOOT NOOT!”
10.The Community of APOC CoalitionInoffensive Centrist Democracy“United for Sport”
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