The Fattest Citizens in Antarctica
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Antarctica is ranked 5,712th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Self-Proclaimed Empire of AP0CALYPSE | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Do not despair, for the appointed time is near.” | |
2. | The Omnipotent Consortium of Athani | Compulsory Consumerist State | “He who slings mud generally loses ground.” | |
3. | The Grim Frostbitten Kriegdom of Hialti | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Leaving the Posers Behind Since 2004” | |
4. | The Democratic Republic of Abanhfleft | Capitalist Paradise | “Respublika!” | |
5. | The Ambassadorial Office of Free4All | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Everybody gets to make up their own motto” | |
6. | The Precious Taters of Hobbitat | Democratic Socialists | “Om nom nom” | |
7. | The Freezing Wasteland of Yoshilandian Antarctic Territory | Corporate Bordello | “I hope I won't freeze to death” | |
8. | The Dazzling Array of Minor Tribes | Corporate Police State | “Every Man For Himself” | |
9. | The Snowy yet delightful world of Pingu | Anarchy | “NOOT NOOT!” | |
10. | The Community of APOC Coalition | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “United for Sport” |