The Most Secular in Ascensionsen
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
As a region, Ascensionsen is ranked 20,505th in the world for Most Secular.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Smol Cows of Theboovan | Left-Leaning College State | “Moowoo” | |
| 2. |  The Legacy of Aisha VIII | Authoritarian Democracy | “Animals rule!” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Ld linker | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Strength Through Compliance” |
