The Smartest Citizens in Aspen
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, Aspen is ranked 6,447th in the world for Smartest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Imperial Military State of Novaya Equestria | Democratic Socialists | “Viva la Vida!” | |
| 2. |  The Revenant of Kors | Democratic Socialists | “We will strengthen ourselves, and we will see light.” | |
| 3. |  The People's Technocracy of Kastopoli Salegliari | Psychotic Dictatorship | “ΔΟΞΑ ΣΤΟ ΠΡΟΛΕΤΑΡΙΑΤΟ ΚΑΙ ΤΗΝ ΕΠΙΣΤΗΜΗ” | |
| 4. |  The Enzonarian Vanguard of Eraben | Corrupt Dictatorship | “May We Prosper Together” | |
| 5. |  The Queendom of Republic of Libriano | Civil Rights Lovefest | “In God we trust and share our love.” | |
| 6. |  The Holy Dominion of 2053 | Corporate Police State | “Wow the world is exploding” | |
| 7. |  The You are beautiful of Attestaltarragaby | Left-Leaning College State | “You are beautiful” | |
| 8. |  The Duxic Commonwealth of Greatdux | Moralistic Democracy | “Peace through strength!” | |
| 9. |  The Bloc de republik a la of INGSOC de Quebecois | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Steriotypically naming political parties of Canada.” | |
| 10. |  The Kinda Libertarian Monarchy of Parsininsa | Capitalizt | “Don't Tread On Me, Man!” |
