by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Balder

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Balder is ranked 13,912th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir DystopiaIron Fist Consumerists“Gloom Over Dominated”
2.The City-State of New Lower ManhattanCorporate Police State“World's largest city since 2080”
3.The Bodysnatchars of EconomichungerCapitalist Paradise“finally s3”
4.The Corporatocracy of FauntenheddoCompulsory Consumerist State“We must consume to thrive, which is the goal of all.”
5.The Republic of EdisoniaIron Fist Consumerists“All hail the golden profit bird! *squawk*”
6.The Empire of GaberelIron Fist Consumerists“Progress through oppression”
7.The Donald Trump USA Dystopia of Fa NienteCompulsory Consumerist State“How stupid are the people of Iowa?”
8.The Free Transhumanist Dominion of Sanctity MoonlandsCapitalist Paradise“Within the depths of Ziran's vision I saw everything...”
9.The Republic of Golden77Anarchy“Mission Accomplished”
10.The Fiefdom of Qiang GarruaCompulsory Consumerist State“Wealth Makes Right”
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