by Max Barry

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Balder World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Balder

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Balder is ranked 8,259th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Holy Yellow Generalit of Nadir DystopiaIron Fist Consumerists“Gloom Over Dominated”
2.The Supreme Omniversial Imperium of TerdiatlansCapitalizt“All hail the Imperator!”
3.The Dictatorship of The Better Off NationCorporate Police State“All follow Thomas The Blue Dank Engine”
4.The Republic of Nexus Uv EvilCorporate Police State“Nature is made to be exploited”
5.The Matriarchy of SadisticliaMother Knows Best State“Pain or Pleasure”
6.The Free Land of ArchioAnarchy“Error 564: No Motto Found.”
7.The Mountain Range of The Snow ShieldCapitalizt“none”
8.The Holy Empire of DonttreadonmeistanCompulsory Consumerist State“Don't tread on me”
9.The Corporation of Bigoted LibertariansMoralistic Democracy“It's only looting if it doesn't help ME!”
10.The Republic of Golden77Anarchy“Mission Accomplished”
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