The Safest in big
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, big is ranked 24,285th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Municipality of Pitt Meadows | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Heeey macaranea” | |
| 2. |  The Village of Belcarra | Authoritarian Democracy | “Rock makes us strong” | |
| 3. |  The City of Burnaby | Moralistic Democracy | “Praise to the great tower gods” | |
| 4. |  The All Encompassing Empire of Large | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Big” | |
| 5. |  The District of North Vancouver | Father Knows Best State | “Money is no issue in hell” | |
| 6. |  The City of Coquitlam | Moralistic Democracy | “The Spirit of the Rivers is the Strength of the People” | |
| 7. |  The Campus of University Of British Columbia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “praise be his hallowed name KEVIN MILLIGAN” | |
| 8. |  The Reach of Kilometer | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Better by a mile” | |
| 9. |  The The Second Land of Redundant of Redundant | Moralistic Democracy | “Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo” | |
| 10. |  The University of Simon Fraser University | Corporate Police State | “do not overdose in the bathroom on a weekend thank you” |
