The Most Ignorant Citizens in Big Chungus Fans United
The World Census studied which nations seemed to have the greatest numbers of citizens that fell into the categories "ignorant," "oblivious," or "just plain dumb."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Dystopian Nightmare of Free State Of Ancapistan | Capitalist Paradise | “What's Wrong With Slavery?” | |
| 2. |  The Theocracy of Hobo19 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “This space for Rent” | |
| 3. |  The Queendom of Neo IV | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 4. |  The College of Mages of the Ivory Tower | Democratic Socialists | “Vi veri universum vivus vici” | |
| 5. |  The Federation of Royal and Free City of Sanok | Tyranny by Majority | “Ziemia Sanocka” |
