The Highest Economic Output in Birdland
World Census bean-counters crunched the numbers to calculate national Gross Domestic Product. Older nations, with higher populations, were noted to have a distinct advantage.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Colony of Shaggy Pigeon | Father Knows Best State | “Yum! Pizza crust!” | |
| 2. |  The Dutch Kingdom of Isidro I | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Justice for all” | |
| 3. |  The Federal Republic of Petra Herrera | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” |
