The Safest in California
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, California is ranked 13,115th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of Goldenson | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Answerable to the people, to an extent” | |
| 2. |  The University of California Los Angeles | New York Times Democracy | “Let there be light” | |
| 3. |  The Municipal Commune of City of Davis | Left-wing Utopia | “Bike the extra mile” | |
| 4. |  The County of Colusa | Tyranny by Majority | “The Great Bear.” | |
| 5. |  The County of Solano | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Eureka” | |
| 6. |  The Ghetto of The HoodS | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “I dont like living by peckerwood” | |
| 7. |  The County of Mendocino | Left-wing Utopia | “Welcome to Hippieland!” | |
| 8. |  The City of San Leandro | New York Times Democracy | “Proud Of Our Past, Looking To the Future” | |
| 9. |  The County of Calaveras | Free-Market Paradise | “Skulls” | |
| 10. |  The State of El Rita | New York Times Democracy | “From Many, to the One” |
