The Nudest in California
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Dude Abides of I 5 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Oh, the usual... mmm, bowl, uh... drive around, uh...” | |
| 2. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of Goldenson | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Answerable to the people, to an extent” | |
| 3. |  The City of Berkeley | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 4. |  The County of Mendocino | Left-wing Utopia | “Welcome to Hippieland!” | |
| 5. |  The Municipal Commune of City of Davis | Left-wing Utopia | “Bike the extra mile” | |
| 6. |  The University of California Los Angeles | New York Times Democracy | “Let there be light” | |
| 7. |  The People's Republic of Chinafornia | Father Knows Best State | “战争即和平，自由即奴役，无知即力量” | |
| 8. |  The County of Modoc | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Where the West still lives” | |
| 9. |  The City of San Leandro | New York Times Democracy | “Proud Of Our Past, Looking To the Future” | |
| 10. |  The City of Fontana | New York Times Democracy | “City of Action” |
