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The Most Primitive in Calumet City

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, Calumet City is ranked 10,328^th in the world for Most Primitive.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Catfish loving Women and Men of Des Allemands	Corporate Police State	“Otherwise known as the Germans”
2.	The Principality of Calumet City	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Calumet reborn”
3.	The Disputed Territories of Calumet Expressway	Civil Rights Lovefest	“By The People For The People”