The Highest Drug Use in Canada
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Bommunity of Vaughan Road and Oakwood Ave | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Suuuwooo!” | |
| 2. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of Chanada | Anarchy | “A Mari Usque Ad Mare” | |
| 3. |  The Commonwealth of Alkhan | Anarchy | “World-Eater” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Empty frame | Anarchy | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 5. |  The Taz riding a Mammoth of Cryptozoology | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “It still exists” | |
| 6. |  The Hypercommunity of Almonaster | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Liberty and Justice” | |
| 7. |  The Community of Nuevo Nuevo | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Nuevo es mejor” | |
| 8. |  The Soviet Socialist States of The Unionized Stoners | Democratic Socialists | “All Your Base Are Belong To Us!” | |
| 9. |  The Sports Fandom of Buffalo-Niagara | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Yeah Toast!” | |
| 10. | The Democratic States of NS Canadian | Civil Rights Lovefest | “The Non-Crappy Region” |
