by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Canada

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Canada is ranked 13,789th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
21.The X-Confederacy of XartanAnarchy“Divide et impera”
22.The Fiefdom of Gourdou-Leseurre GL2Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT”
23.The Most Serene Republic of RestigoucheRight-wing Utopia“Ab usque ad mare.”
24.The Town of Niagara-on-the-LakeCivil Rights Lovefest“The Loveliest Town in Canada”
25.The Dominion of NewgreenfoundlandMoralistic Democracy“For Newgreenfoundland”
26.The Dominion of MiramichiCapitalist Paradise“Spem reduxit.”
27.The Democratic States of NS CanadianCivil Rights Lovefest“The Non-Crappy Region”
28.The Theocracy of High ChurchIron Fist Consumerists“Faith and Fire”
29.The Hypercommunity of AlmonasterCivil Rights Lovefest“Liberty and Justice”
30.The Matriarchy of MaintainInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Homo sum, nihil humani a me alienum puto”
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