The Nicest Citizens in Capitalist Paradise
World Census sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.
As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 25,102nd in the world for Nicest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21. |  The Federal Republic of Brazslia | Corporate Bordello | “United Freedom” | |
| 22. |  The Matriarchy of Dre Mamandopia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 23. |  The Free Land of Anarcho Capitalism Forever | Capitalizt | “Don't Tread On Me” | |
| 24. |  The Chaotic Federation of Xornado | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Freedom Through Compliance” | |
| 25. |  The Jurassic Park of The Lost World | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We were lost, but are we now found?” | |
| 26. |  The Incorporated States of Globo Gym Incorporated | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! Nobody!” | |
| 27. |  The Republic of Inoffensivestan | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “0 offensiveness, so don't cry this time” | |
| 28. |  The United States of -Corporate America- | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 29. |  The Dominion of Holy Banana Empire | Corporate Bordello | “Me Gusta el Dinero” | |
| 30. |  The Allied States of Industria-Faire | New York Times Democracy | “We're told to build, and so we build.” |
