The Most Patriotic in Capitalist Paradise
World Census data collectors measured the fervor with which citizens believed their own nation was the greatest of all.
As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 5,661st in the world for Most Patriotic.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Realm of Scorpions Army | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Stand Fast, Stand Strong, Stand Together” | |
| 2. |  The Federal Republic of USA United States of America | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “E Pluribus Unum” | |
| 3. |  The Perfidious Theocracy of Snorlaxia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “We are always pretty” | |
| 4. |  The Constitutional Republic of Hollabackatcha | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Fire and blood.” | |
| 5. |  The Rogue Nation of GSN49 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Tiocfaidh ár lá” | |
| 6. |  The Confederacy of Gespain | Corporate Bordello | “Laissez faire, laissez passer” | |
| 7. |  The Ultra Productivity Sector of Cyborga | Father Knows Best State | “I'll have the sirloin, and a WD-40” | |
| 8. |  The Capitalist Community of Circulationem Pecunia | Anarchy | “Fortis Praevaleat” | |
| 9. |  The 27 Billion Shameless S O B's of FASTERCAT | Capitalist Paradise | “Moonbat Free Since '63” | |
| 10. |  The Supreme Empire of Zeeky Bomb | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “uhhh.... ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG” |
