by Max Barry

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Capitalist Paradise World Census

The Most Scientifically Advanced in Capitalist Paradise

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 2,004th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern BorlandAnarchy“A Good Place to Raise Your Business”
2.The Perfidious Theocracy of SnorlaxiaLeft-Leaning College State“We are always pretty”
3.The Infection of EdgemasterFather Knows Best State“KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!”
4.The United States of MidlandsAnarchy“Don't just do something - stand there”
5.The Hive City of Blue EmbassyInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Liberty in Mind and Body”
6.The Federation of BrillnuckCivil Rights Lovefest“Liberty, Equality, Humanity”
7.The Corporate Dominion of Kalakar ModusCapitalist Paradise“Money Is King”
8.The Grand Kingdom of TalAkMaChenNew York Times Democracy“Inhale courage, exhale force I am who makes your laws”
9.The Free Secular Federation of Nation of QuebecLiberal Democratic Socialists“Friends Close, Enemies Closer”
10.The Corporatocracy of Anemone ReefAnarchy“Industry is progress”
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