by Max Barry

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Capitalist Paradise World Census

The Most Scientifically Advanced in Capitalist Paradise

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 1,903rd in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern BorlandCorporate Bordello“A Good Place to Raise Your Business”
2.The Perfidious Theocracy of SnorlaxiaCapitalizt“We are always pretty”
3.The Infection of EdgemasterCompulsory Consumerist State“KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!”
4.The Hive City of Blue EmbassyInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Liberty in Mind and Body”
5.The Federation of BrillnuckCivil Rights Lovefest“Liberty, Equality, Humanity”
6.The United States of MidlandsAnarchy“Don't just do something - stand there”
7.The Free Secular Federation of Nation of QuebecNew York Times Democracy“In Freedom We Trust”
8.The Grand Kingdom of TalAkMaChenNew York Times Democracy“Inhale courage, exhale force I am who makes your laws”
9.The Corporate Republic of The New Chinese StatesCompulsory Consumerist State“The people work for the benefit of the people.”
10.The Corporatocracy of Anemone ReefCapitalizt“Industry is progress”
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