by Max Barry

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Capitalist Paradise World Census

The Highest Crime Rates in Capitalist Paradise

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 2,029th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Infection of EdgemasterCompulsory Consumerist State“KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!”
2.The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern BorlandCapitalizt“A Good Place to Raise Your Business”
3.The Corporatocracy of Anemone ReefCapitalizt“Industry is progress”
4.The Jingoistic States of Uxorem meamAnarchy“Quid quid latine dictum sit, altum viditur”
5.The Rising Sun of The Fyre PhoenixCapitalist Paradise“Use windows only!! Or Die”
6.The Benevolent Dictatorship of CanterburieInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Peace Through Strength”
7.The Free Domes of Meridiani PlanumCapitalist Paradise“We flourish together as free men and women”
8.The Queendom of FiarindomAnarchy“Foo Bar”
9.The Most Serene Republic of AvimimusAnarchy“Me ineptum”
10.The Golden Empire of Novy HusitskyAnarchy“Luck and Fortune”
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