The Fattest Citizens in Carcassonne
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Carcassonne is ranked 13,004th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Russian Federation of Schestob | Anarchy | “Revolution of October 6th & May of 6th” | |
| 2. |  The Federation of Nieuw Luxemburg | Father Knows Best State | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 3. |  The Festive Federation of Zetronius | Anarchy | “crimas tri :3” | |
| 4. |  The United States of Swansonina | Capitalist Paradise | “Freedom, whiskey, meat” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Wd5fwnyjjj | Moralistic Democracy | “45rthgswer” | |
| 6. |  The Corporatocracy of New Cauland | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Why Sleep If You Can Make Money?” | |
| 7. |  The Free Land of Senless | Capitalizt | “Hand it over” | |
| 8. |  The Colony of Moracoria | Corporate Police State | “Lorem ipsum” | |
| 9. |  The Diagnosed Schizo of The Pyros | Iron Fist Consumerists | “TROGDOOOOORRR!!” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Challis National Forest | Moralistic Democracy | “Caring for the Land and Serving People” |
