The Most Primitive in Carnival of Souls
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Carnival of Souls is ranked 20,311th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Jingoistic States of Abyssal Madness | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Patience is the key to paradise.” | |
| 2. |  The Colony of Corrian | New York Times Democracy | “Humans, we're all just a bunch of hypocrites” |
