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The Fattest Citizens in Chicken overlords

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Grojgblognikov of Jerbalingok	Iron Fist Consumerists	“The scramjackal cometh!”
2.	The Confederate Empire of Kekination	Benevolent Dictatorship	“democracy is the stupidest form of government”
3.	The Free Land of Freedom Africa	Anarchy	“Freedom and freedom.”
4.	The Community of East Texia	Anarchy	“Twirling Toward Freedom”
5.	The Federation of The World Marshal	Father Knows Best State	“Pride and Industry”
6.	The Federation of Tholighton	Anarchy	“Twirling Toward Freedom”
7.	The Disputed Territories of United Texian Farmers 4	Anarchy	“Texia's Breadbasket”
8.	The United States of Phantala	Iron Fist Consumerists	“As you were... At least till his whim changes.”
9.	The Colony of Zucaldoneis	Psychotic Dictatorship	“We can't expect God to do all the work.”
10.	The Dominion of United National Imperium	Corporate Police State	“United Under Imperium”

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