The Most Secular in Chicken overlords
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Human Skull Crushers of Southern south HM most loyal kangaroos | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “In his majesty, king of kangaroos, we trust” | |
| 2. |  The Pineapple 🍍 Forest 🌳 of Cabbage Forest | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “In Cabbages We Trust” | |
| 3. |  The King Bruces Glorious Lands of South His Majestys most loyal kangaroos | Democratic Socialists | “In his majesty, king of kangaroos, we trust” | |
| 4. |  The Socialist Republic of Aankai | Democratic Socialists | “Pŏtestās Ocelotĭum!” | |
| 5. |  The Community of East Wombles | Left-wing Utopia | “Fill your tidybags” | |
| 6. |  The Most Serene Republic of Northern MC Mountain Range | Left-wing Utopia | “Let The Blood of Humans Run Down The Mountain” | |
| 7. |  The PH Hell of PH Killers | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Eliminate The Lower PHs” | |
| 8. |  The Community of Northern West wombles | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “King Bruce” | |
| 9. |  The People's Republic of The Great Russian Bear | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Freedom, Liberty, Stalin!” | |
| 10. | The Queendom of Wolves of The East | Left-wing Utopia | “Strength Through Greatness” |
