The Rudest Citizens in Coalition of Crown Albatross
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Kingdom of Thetlia | Anarchy | “May the Crown Protect our Liberty” | |
| 2. |  The First Republic of Zamastan | Civil Rights Lovefest | “There is no greater fraud than a promise not kept” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Eestlati | Anarchy | “Ühtsust isamaa heaks” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Artaska | Anarchy | “From Many, One” | |
| 5. |  The Empire of Bruderschaft Des Deutsche Volkes | Iron Fist Consumerists | “In Treuer Ritterschaft” | |
| 6. |  The Savages of North Timeria | Left-wing Utopia | “Aim Ever Higher” | |
| 7. |  The High Kingdom of Caspiaa | Civil Rights Lovefest | “For Caspiaa - i tiden” | |
| 8. |  The Federation of Vuswistan | Civil Rights Lovefest | “From Many, One” | |
| 9. |  The Ausianan Costate of Siniapore | Anarchy | “We are West Ausiana's last haven of civil rights!” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Janapa | Corporate Bordello | “Strength Through Freedom” |
