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The Fattest Citizens in Coronado

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Coronado is ranked 13,509^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The United Kingdom of Aoieu	Capitalist Paradise	“We Will Endure”
2.	The Fiefdom of Iaeou	Father Knows Best State	“I did nothing wrong”
3.	The Colony of Iuoea	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“You Can't Stop Progress”
4.	The Republic of Gay-	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Mission Accomplished”