by Max Barry

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Crystal Falls World Census

The Most Scientifically Advanced in Crystal Falls

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

As a region, Crystal Falls is ranked 14,933rd in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Republic of Snazzy ZazzyMoralistic Democracy“Join The North Pacific Army!”
2.The Republic of Not ZazumoAuthoritarian Democracy“Join The North Pacific Army!”
3.The Kingdom of KidoniaNew York Times Democracy“Deo Vince”
4.The Republic of United ExplenottonDemocratic Socialists“Pride and Industry”
5.The Federation of MSN Live MessengerIron Fist Consumerists“Don't nudge me!”
6.The Empire of Hobo29Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“This Space For Rent”
7.The Free Land of Pebbles of ColorFather Knows Best State“Every villain is a hero in his own mind.”
8.The Queendom of Carmen GeissenDemocratic Socialists“ROOOOOBERT”
9.The Democratic States of CrustendeerCapitalizt“Salty sharks shiver in summer”
10.The Community of Steve and BlueFather Knows Best State“You can do anything that you wanna do!”