The Nudest in Deutschland
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Keyserreykh of Daytshland | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Got mit aundz” | |
| 2. |  The Soviet Republic of East Sandalusia | Authoritarian Democracy | “Prolétaires de tous les pays, unissez-vous!” |
