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The Most Corrupt Governments in Discordia

World Census officials visited a range of government departments and recorded how frequently bribes were required to complete simple administrative requests.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Dominion of Discordia Magna	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Only trust corroboration.”
2.	The Goddess of Chaos Eris of Mistress Discordia	Civil Rights Lovefest	“I am Gorgeous Chaos.”
3.	The Apple People of Occupied Earth	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“Occupy your mind.”
4.	The Discordian Prophet of Little Chaos	New York Times Democracy	“Hail Discordia!”
5.	The Mad Discordian Tea Party of Mad Hatter	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“Chaos is a friend of mine.”
6.	The Empire of CLU	Left-Leaning College State	“If it doesn't use electricity, what is it good for?”
7.	The Quite Relaxed 'n Fun Area of Ravenhurstia	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Seek eye of Hurricane, also try out our golden apples!”
8.	The Federation of Logical Paradox	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“All generalities are false”