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The Safest in Discornesia

World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.

As a region, Discornesia is ranked 13,998^th in the world for Safest.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Rebel Force of Shreychelles	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Rebels till the end”
2.	The Emirate of Airborne Porcupine	Moralistic Democracy	“99 bottles of beer on the wall”
3.	The Commonwealth of Takkaviita CLXXI	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Fireplace cloak”
4.	The Colony of The Glaceon	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT”
5.	The Democratic States of Ally Cares	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT”
6.	The United Fraternal States of Roznepal	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Vola alto mio gabbiano, che il mondo ti riconosce”
7.	The Defender of Kivu XXX	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Still here.”