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The Fattest Citizens in Dreamworld

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Dreamworld is ranked 518^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The United People's Democracy of Umbra Ac Silentium	Capitalizt	“Libertas, progressio, paxque.”
2.	The People's Republic of CamoDuck	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Quack”
3.	The Creeping Existence of Bod	Democratic Socialists	“Onwards, ever onwards!”
4.	The Former Nation of Significant Size	Democratic Socialists	“Bigger than Many, Smaller than Some”