The Nicest Citizens in Eladen
World Census sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Free land of Ducky II | Democratic Socialists | “One nation, together for freedom, future and progress” | |
| 2. |  The Forever Fields of Mr Strawberry | Left-Leaning College State | “Let me take you down Cos I'm going to Strawberry Fields” | |
| 3. |  The Arling of Nymeros | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Dobulilza, Dobūljunti, Dopryjatan” | |
| 4. |  The CUP Museum World of The T R E E | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “T-Tree R-Rootimenary E-Educational E-Exposition” | |
| 5. | The Confederated States of The Planet Eladen | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “From Whence It All Began” | |
| 6. |  The Jingoistic States of Neo Cultist III | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 7. |  The Irate Exploited Ambulant Mob of Straphangers | Civil Rights Lovefest | “97% On Time My Ass!” | |
| 8. |  The D'deridex-Class WarBird of LegMiner53 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Romulus” | |
| 9. |  The Gun Filled State of Faltimron | Compulsory Consumerist State | “If you can't persuade them, shoot them...no just shoot” | |
| 10. | The CUP Fortified Enclave in and of The Grove of Eladen | Moralistic Democracy | “My Land, Not Yours, whether you like it or not” |
