by Max Barry

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The Rudest Citizens in Eladen

World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.

As a region, Eladen is ranked 243rd in the world for Rudest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Empire of Little FlowersCapitalist Paradise“Roses have thorns!”
2.The Free Land of Libertarian Lands of AmericaCapitalist Paradise“Liberty and Private Property”
3.The CUP Federal Syndicrats of RightWingConservativesFree-Market Paradise“Outta my way!”
4.The Watermelon Republic of SebatopiaCorporate Police State“All Hail Emperor Watermelon!”
5.The Intergalactic Consortium of Corporate InvestorsAnarchy“ROI is King”
6.The Bandit Kings of Pale Mountains of KleshAnarchy“I Tread on You Before You Tread on Me”
7.The Confederacy of Undivulged PrinciplesLeft-wing Utopia“What goes around, comes around.”
8.The Sinister Sadistic Satrapy of LorxRight-wing Utopia“Cor Enladen is Divine”
9.The Holy Empire of KleshIron Fist Consumerists“Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil”
10.The Process State of The Albertan EmpireIron Fist Consumerists“Shoot, Shovel, and Shut up!”
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