by Max Barry

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Eladen World Census

The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Eladen

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, Eladen is ranked 166th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Empire of Little FlowersCapitalizt“Roses have thorns!”
2.The Bandit Kings of Pale Mountains of KleshAnarchy“I Tread on You Before You Tread on Me”
3.The Decadent Opulence of Gray MouserCapitalizt“Molte nemici, Molto onore”
4.The Intergalactic Consortium of Corporate InvestorsAnarchy“ROI is King”
5.The Holy Empire of KleshIron Fist Consumerists“Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil”
6.The Confederacy of Undivulged PrinciplesLeft-wing Utopia“What goes around, comes around.”
7.The PS2 Puppet of AqualagoonDemocratic Socialists“Stop reading my motto!”
8.The CUP Federal Syndicrats of RightWingConservativesFree-Market Paradise“Outta my way!”
9.The Process State of The Albertan EmpireCorporate Police State“Shoot, Shovel, and Shut up!”
10.The Barbaric Magnificence of FafhrdCompulsory Consumerist State“ l'aratro che traccia il solco, ma la spada difende”
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