by Max Barry

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Eladen World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Eladen

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Eladen is ranked 209th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Empire of Little FlowersCapitalizt“Roses have thorns!”
2.The Holy Empire of KleshIron Fist Consumerists“Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil”
3.The Intergalactic Consortium of Corporate InvestorsAnarchy“ROI is King”
4.The Bandit Kings of Pale Mountains of KleshAnarchy“I Tread on You Before You Tread on Me”
5.The Decadent Opulence of Gray MouserCapitalizt“Molte nemici, Molto onore”
6.The CUP Federal Syndicrats of RightWingConservativesFree-Market Paradise“Outta my way!”
7.The Barbaric Magnificence of FafhrdCompulsory Consumerist State“ l'aratro che traccia il solco, ma la spada difende”
8.The Process State of The Albertan EmpireCorporate Police State“Shoot, Shovel, and Shut up!”
9.The Confederacy of Undivulged PrinciplesLeft-wing Utopia“What goes around, comes around.”
10.The Sinister Sadistic Satrapy of LorxRight-wing Utopia“Cor Enladen is Divine”
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