by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Empire of Galactoreus

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Empire of Galactoreus is ranked 23,166th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Grand Republic of GalactoreusAuthoritarian Democracy“Honorem senatui populoque Galactoreus”
2.The Nomadic Peoples of The Isles of TekeasNew York Times Democracy“From community, prosperity”
3.The Kingdom of Witch-Realm of AngmarIron Fist Consumerists“Glory to Angmar!”
4.The Sorcerer Kingdom of Lord Ains Ooal GownPsychotic Dictatorship“Glory to Nazarick!”
5.The Republic of Decepticon-controlled CybertronPsychotic Dictatorship“Keep calm and hail Megatron”
6.The Armed People's Republic of ExoriusPsychotic Dictatorship“一个人的价值是通过他对社会的贡献来衡量的”
7.The Democracy of Shanghai TaranyInoffensive Centrist Democracy“SCP 很好。我爱上海。我爱中国。”