The Fattest Citizens in Europe
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Europe is ranked 19,913th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21. |  The Commonwealth of Tod Dal Riata | Capitalist Paradise | “Ann an Dia no dhìon dìon mi!” | |
| 22. |  The Crypto Industrial Complex of New Nator | Capitalist Paradise | “Forever Interested In Interest” | |
| 23. |  The Holy Imperium of Ostermarch | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Empire et mon droit” | |
| 24. |  The Keizerrijk of The AbelLandia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Sterker Door Strijd.” | |
| 25. |  The Imperium Territory of Tobillo | Capitalist Paradise | “War is progress, peace is stagnation.” | |
| 26. |  The Federal Republic of West Alta | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Strength Through Inclusion of the Word Nationstates” | |
| 27. |  The Federal Republic of Clialaad | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Eixhanchast Eshu” | |
| 28. |  The Reino Unido of Quincy | Capitalizt | “Deus, Pátria, Rei, Fidelidade” | |
| 29. |  The IPOD GIVEAWAY of EuroiPods | Corporate Bordello | “FREE IPOD NO VIRUS 2025” | |
| 30. |  The Free Land of Liberca | Anarchy | “True Freedom for All” |
