The Fattest Citizens in Europe
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Europe is ranked 19,483rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31. |  The Free Land of Liberca | Anarchy | “True Freedom for All” | |
| 32. |  The Free Land of Corporate Trillionaires | Anarchy | “Life, Liberty and Productivity” | |
| 33. |  The Republic of Uckraine | Father Knows Best State | “Gambling with 3 eyes” | |
| 34. |  The Incorporated States of Omaega | Capitalist Paradise | “Prosperity Through Labor” | |
| 35. |  The The Islamic Republic of of WestIreland | Democratic Socialists | “Long Live The Dictatorship of the Ulema” | |
| 36. |  The Archbishopric of Twente | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Begin en eand doot mekaar de hand” | |
| 37. |  The Republic of Abooba | Anarchy | “Order, Freedom and Chill” | |
| 38. |  The Republic of Bonaparte France | Capitalist Paradise | “Liberté, égalité, fraternité, vive la France” | |
| 39. |  The Republic of Kluz | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We shall find a home and fight for that home!” | |
| 40. |  The Kejserlig Militærdiktatur of Hassimperium | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Genocide as a habit” |
