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The Most Primitive in European Onion

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, European Onion is ranked 11,978^th in the world for Most Primitive.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Commonwealth of Takkaviita CCLVIII	New York Times Democracy	“Fireplace cloak”
2.	The Democratic States of Flexicat	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Biiiig stretch!”
3.	The Federal Republic of Princess CXLIV	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT”