The Most Advanced Public Education in First World Order
Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Eternal Lurkers of Breadland 2 | Democratic Socialists | “Nationstates machine broke.” | |
| 2. |  The Uhhhhh of OMG IS THAT A WAIFU | Authoritarian Democracy | “what” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Yuspuize | Capitalist Paradise | “Libertad, Respeto y Valentía” | |
| 4. |  The Global Unifier of Elijahs Order | Iron Fist Consumerists | “The First World Order to Unite Humanity.” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Western Hjomlut | Anarchy | “Sol Magnitudinis Illustra Nos” | |
| 6. |  The Science Guy of Bill Nye the Almighty | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Science Rules!” | |
| 7. |  The Protectorate of Toyama | New York Times Democracy | “Blake eleison!” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Vucuiga | Corporate Bordello | “Unidad, Justicia, Independencia” | |
| 9. |  The Card Collector of Avharo | Capitalist Paradise | “Together we shall dominate” | |
| 10. |  The Hello of Werfondkhan | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Vi vil ha mer penger. Ingenting annet.” |
