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The Most Primitive in Goofy Goobers

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, Goofy Goobers is ranked 849^th in the world for Most Primitive.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Republic of Stringstream	Moralistic Democracy	“Pride and Industry”
2.	The Dictatorship of Neo XXXII	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT”