The Most Secular in Gypsy Lands
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
As a region, Gypsy Lands is ranked 6,165th in the world for Most Secular.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Dictatorship of Merovahn | Left-Leaning College State | “Through Diplomacy, or Conquest, We Must Stand United.” | |
| 2. |  The Heroics of Team Hawkeye | Moralistic Democracy | “I'm too frightend to be scared” | |
| 3. |  The Interstellar Commonwealth of The United British Federation | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Dieu et mon droit” | |
| 4. |  The Standard Model of Cantors Paradise | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Welcome to our Universe! No paradoxes allowed.” | |
| 5. |  The Punched Puppet of Punching Bag Nation | Psychotic Dictatorship | “gaslight, gatekeep, genocide” | |
| 6. |  The Comfy Armchair of Voxija | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Diversity and Tolerance” | |
| 7. |  The Allied States of Rational Revolution | Democratic Socialists | “There's not enough rational people in the world.” | |
| 8. |  The Matriarchal Terrorist Group of The Polar Nation | Mother Knows Best State | “We'll get around to exterminating the tropicals” | |
| 9. |  The United States of Schyeah | Democratic Socialists | “This is Democracy Manifest” | |
| 10. |  The Community of Rock Tasters | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Taste It!” |
