The Most Influential in Haiku
World Census experts spent many evenings loitering in the corridors of power in order to determine which nations were the greatest international diplomacy heavyweights.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Musical Plague of Tap-Dancing Demons | Father Knows Best State | “What a lot of fun, you guys have been real... swell!” | |
| 2. |  The ThousandfoldWorldsLiberation of NinjitsUtopia | Democratic Socialists | “LiberationNow_ThousandfoldWorldsUniteAs_Proletariat” | |
| 3. |  The Mingled Bubbling of Naked Friends | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Ambassador from Nudist Dreamland” | |
| 4. |  The Phoenix Kingdom of Darastrixethe | Mother Knows Best State | “In the name of Xo, we are forever bound.” | |
| 5. |  The Uncommonwealth of The Snazzylands | Iron Fist Socialists | “May She Be Worthy of the Name” | |
| 6. |  The Res Publica Serenissima of Logophilia Lyricalia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “We suffer not a dearth of the pompous” | |
| 7. |  The Endless Epics of Rhyme | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Sing to Us, Oh Muse, of Edifying Verses Given in Haiku” | |
| 8. |  The Borderlands of Thistledom | Corporate Police State | “Sit down, shut up, and drink your tea.” | |
| 9. |  The Backward Republic of Ukiah | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Three lines, no waiting!” | |
| 10. |  The Beautiful Deathlings of Xiaomei | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Bleed Beauty. Sing until your voice gives out.” |
