by Max Barry

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The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Hell

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, Hell is ranked 3,378th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Mad King of Hell of The StalkerFather Knows Best State“I am the daringest devil you've ever met, love.”
2.The Free Land of Impending DamnationAnarchy“Freedom from authority; freedom from accountability”
3.The Շ๏אเς ђєɭɭรςคקє of Trash HeapPsychotic Dictatorship“ₘₐₙ'ₛ ₒₙₑ ₜᵣₑₐₛᵤᵣₑ ᵢₛ ₐₙₒₜₕₑᵣ ₘₐₙ'ₛ ₜᵣₐₛₕ.”
4.The Delusion of Monarch GardensCorporate Bordello“.”
5.The Colony of CarnesIron Fist Consumerists“HE WEPT”
6.The Hellscape of HorabulIron Fist Consumerists“Human rights? What are those?”
7.The Rogue Nation of Terrible TownFather Knows Best State“Strength Through Murder, Crime and Bloodshed”
8.The Dictatorship of ObeedoCorporate Police State“Haters unite”
9.The Dumpster Fire of Spreading MisinformationCompulsory Consumerist State“Falsus notitia foris de industria statuo.”
10.The Disputed Territories of The ActisCorporate Police State“Heck if I know.”
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